100% of fake statistics don't matter, but working with people you like does. I'm people you like.
When I'm not working or chasing after my two rugrats, I sometimes like to paint, build things, or listen to podcasts at 2x speed... because it's the quickest way to listen to twice as many podcasts.

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Nephews
Nephews
Acrylic on Canvas

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Sports unite us.
Sports divide us.
Sports unite us.
Sports divide us.
Acrylic on Wood

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Loyalty in the trenches.
Loyalty in the trenches.
Acrylic on Canvas

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HOG-tying the knot.
HOG-tying the knot.
Acrylic on Canvas
"Not as funny as he thinks he is... but he is funny sometimes."
— Wife of That Chris Beanan.